"the horse is strictly for [all] occasions [&] bookstops, tantrum stomping,
creeping, pigeon-toe curling, tip-toe kisses & standing ovations."
here is a lovely mr&miss;
faithful farriers shoeing
organic upholstery for the foot.
no coincidence: their leather mittens are freakin' sweetawesom.
high coincidence: i was q.excited to jump aboard with words.
here's: a few somethings.
must: check out their hot trotting range.
A debonair leather cigar for your foot. Click heels together to light.Imported direct, Charles is distinctly, a genuine Italian. Even the purist aroma of its leather affirms your purchase while crippling the competition. When rolled between the feet, its softness and quality is comforting. Upon smoking Charles, one further surprise is its durability, ruining previous doubts.
Leather mittens for the lady who prefers to ride side-saddle. The Italians leathered Dorothy genuinely [inside & out]. Her walk is soft and gentle without socks. Despite a difficult childhood, Dorothy developed strength in character and sole. Dorothy is committed in her relationships, loves long walks.
Arthur is a new urban crop-circle mystery. These are the new leatherheads hung from powerlines for territory/terror purposes by unknown figures.Local newspapers confirm tabloid conspiracies: these particular leatherheads are genuine Italians. They are reported to be telling ladies they ‘are comfortable’ regardless of sock preference. However, the continuing street violence suggests their soles are hard and durable. Despite the polarising of public opinion over Arthurs, they are obviously here to stay.
To be worn on feet when walking on surfaces other than water.Joan is often outspoken and is as audacious as she is pretty. A genuine leather of ‘Italia’ [inside & out], Joan’s quick wit and classic laugh will hold you in stitches as stable as the one she sleeps in. Although often outrageous, Joan’s sole is gentle and softly spoken. Bossy and here to stay, Joan won’t be running off with someone else’s foot.
